Amazin tales I

For a long time I was thinking about some of hilarious stories that happened to us. C mon u know it s not always beach beach beach, celebration, bus, beach....so with great satisfaction I inaugurate a new section entitled Amazing Stories.

The mystery of the A.C.

Apparently a myth exists that counts that in all the interstate buses of South America they put the air con. to frozen temperatures (13 degres sometimes!). It turns out peculiar to go to the station with 30 degrees and a heat of fright melts your brains... and when raising they see people with anoraks (seen and corroborrado in venesuela). Sight that the rumor veridico tapeworm something we seted out to investigate pq cientificamente....asi q we asked the bus driver hereby I write the conversation:

- Y do u put the A.C. so cold?
- no, it is not AC is climatizador
-....... already good....y?
- no, it like that.
- From the manufactor? ?
- no, euh..there is a computer, so he analyse how many passangers there are and switch the temperature,
- if it s empty?
- no... more people more cold
- y? bcs the smelt? (desperate attempt to include/understand the imcomprensible;;;)
- not no. -...... (pause)..., its enouth thanks.

The myth of the parasyte fish of penis PPP

apparently such asshole exists, cuz I can t have another qualifying... this so pleasant animal lives in the rivers of the amazonia zone and apparently it feels curiosity by this part of the human body. Furthermore once inside he s so stupid and does not leave, and is when problems begin cuz it hurts like well like a lot....there s more, the son of bitch is atracted by the pee...so imagine.

The Myth of the strange man and the lipstick

Manos, here we are with 38 degres, humidity of 99% and a feel likes temperature of 45 degres. So what the hell is wrong with Raul searching like a yonky for a coldlipstick?? c mon, in canada I understand but now? he scares me...what a strage obession, all the time....y such things always happend to me?